Caption Competition

We had an unexpected visitor at Church yesterday.

A local man drove his car from the nearby traffic lights into the wall of the church. Fortunately no one was injured. It was a minor accident, but for some reason it was miscategorised by the police and ambulance services and we had four police cars and two ambulances arrive, while the driver and passers by looked slightly bemused.

 

Here is a photo of the car and the church.

 

 

 

 

 

And here is a little competition.

Can you think of an amusing caption for the photo?

(Have a look at the suggestions so far – in the comments – and add yours, thanks)

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15 Responses to Caption Competition

  1. Neil Douglas says:

    God always delivers to the right place.

  2. Edward says:

    The latest proposal for fund raising to use the church grounds as a car park

  3. Penny says:

    Like many Fresh Expressions, ‘Drive Thru Mass’ was open to interpretation

  4. Peter says:

    Entrance by Platform 9 3/4 for the Drive Through Mass didn’t seem to work for this novice.

  5. Andy says:

    It appeared that the son of Nimshi could be late for Choir Practice.

  6. Andy says:

    Anthem during the Signing of the Registers: “O caro mio” by G F Handel

  7. Andy says:

    In the first month, which is the month of Nissan, there came a visitor to the Temple

  8. Fr John says:

    Officer, the sign saying “This is the Way” pointed in this direction so i followed it but now I’m thinking it was all Jesus fault taking me in the wrong way.

  9. Andy says:

    After the last Vicar, the PCC would have nothing to do with another deflated airbag

  10. Andy says:

    Eleazar reflected that the deeply-ironic post-modern red heifer was now somewhat blemished.

  11. Ian Clark suggests:

    Drive-in church.

    The DAC were not amused that no faculty had been submitted for the
    re-ordering.

    And Richard Barratt suggests:

    Well, McDonalds have a Drive Thru Service!

  12. Stephen Carter says:

    Once again a pillar of the church stood firm against change.

  13. Some more captions received:

    Peter Lear
    Even THEN the bridesmaids were late!

    Elizabeth Jennings
    Wife to husband (who was of course driving):
    “I know I said the car needs a service but this is ridiculous!”

    Sheila Wright
    but the Satnav SAID Turn right…

  14. Daniel says:

    Church wall stops rise in CO2 and saves the planet again!!!

  15. Meg Gilley says:

    Back to Church Sunday began with a bang

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